Relatively Random Musings #6

I was ready for something new to happen. I sent this request to the celestial mini-mart but got no response. It occurred to me that even though I was saying I wanted something to happen, my behavior was telling a different story. How can I say I want something new when I was still eating the same exact food for lunch every day? If you want something new to happen then do something new. More than words, the universe appreciates action. So, I’ve started to change my routine. The smallest gesture of walking down a different street reaffirms my intention for change. I’ve also started wearing my underwear inside out. This is harder to do than you imagine because it goes against every notion of proper undergarment behavior. However, what it says is that I’m ready to turn my world upside down. It doesn’t matter what I do it only matters that I do it differently.